A Night in Tulum

'Twas a night in Tulum
Along a Mexican Coast
A humble young waiter 
Gave a wink and a toast

He said it was good 
Never pondered him lying
So this humble young waiter
Rolled us Mexico's finest

And into the night 
We puffed Dragon's Breath
We'll just have a little
And we'll give it a rest

We stumbled a street 
And then a nice spot
But that's when Tulum
Starts to get kinda hot

It started off coy
A nice little buzz
But the winds turned around
And it all went to fuzz

Now he said it was good
And the boy didn't lie
because two tokes a piece
And we had started to fly

The burritos were God like
Served with peppers and spinach
And to my love - have we ordered?
- Holy shit babe you just finished!

Ah so it is 
We'll go wander for sweets
And we'll go see that cactus
Walking 'round through the streets

But wander we did 
My love stopped at a flower
"I'll just be a second"
... she stood there an hour

And the blows kept on coming
We dove deeper in blur
She could understand squirrels
I couldn't understand her

I tried to makes sense
Of the girl's constant chatter
What the hell was she saying
​ - Bro just nod. Doesn't matter!

But we melted in pillows
Into fluffy cloud dreams
I became Willy Wonka
... except with strawberries and cream

'Twas a night in Tulum 
Along a Mexican coast
And one humble young waiter
Had served us on toast

He said it was good 
And the boy wasn't lying
Just a night in Tulum
Rolled with Mexico's finest